Posts on dotFAF, as the saying goes, are like an onion-laced cake that an ogre-driven bus has run over. I'd cite my references but I'm not sure where it was Confucius[1] or Confused[2]. Anyway, this bus is here, there will be more after it hopefully.
Sorry my English friends but it seems Ghana just got a foot closer to winning the World Cup this summer. Hey, if the English can say they'll win it with not a hint of irony on their faces we can too. Rumour has it that Jermaine Defoe wasn't gonna get picked to go to Germany cos Sven had too many strikers banging in the goals. Another rumor has it (don't ask me who/what/when/where) that Defoe knows a few Nigerians that can go Agbala[3]. So they "tied his foot " and chucked it in the Thames. Somewhere near Embankment.
Cheating Politicians. What else is there to say about it it other than. "Meh!". If Prescott was up for an election, I'd vote for him cos I remember him throwing a sucker punch at some dude that pelted him with eggs. Two Jabs for Two Jags!!
What more do you want from you politicians? A sound environmental policy? Crime busting? Pull out of Iraq? For fuck's sake, the guy only shagged a few secretaries. OK maybe more than his fair share of it but the perfect song comes to mind for all those calling for politician's heads because of something they've done privately. The guy was a fisherman(?) or was it a railway man? Doesn't matter but have you seen the guy? The first few lines of Dr. Dre's "Fuck You" reminds me of him.
"... All dem nights I never had bitches/Now I'm all up in that ass bitches..."
Go on Prezza, you've come of age as a politician! All these ladies knew what they were doing, you didn't think they did you cos you were nice and cuddly did you? It's their payday. Now all you have to do is hold on for a few more weeks and no one will remember what you've done but your wife.
Suddenly there's a brigade of "I'm disillusioned with all the major parties so I'll vote BNP" out there. Tsk! I'm disillusioned with your stupid reasoning so maybe I'll brick your head. How about that? If you're gonna come out as a racist be bold and do it... don't be hiding behind silly reasons like that. Agh!... all this is draining. I'll go an eenie meenie minie mo on the ballot papers on Thursday. So there's still a chance I might vote BNP, but at least my motive would be different. Still wouldn't stop them from shipping my black-ass to Africa if they win anything though.
Choices, choices. Aah the pain!
Author: augustus sekyi
Date/Time: August 15, 2006 2:44 PM
Email: bacteria4wd@yahoo.co.uk
WHEN IS THE BECE RESULTS GOING TO BE RELEASED
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